Jimmy Fallon Sketch

I know these have probably shown up on your Facebook feeds, but I just had to document them for my own sake. They totally made my year, this and and last!

Oh the memories!

^^ Full House ^^

^^ Saved By The Bell ^^

Now I'm trying to think of what other show I would love them to recreate/reunite! I don't think there's another show that encompassed my childhood more than the above!

love love love

Countdown: Back to Work

friday

saturday

Sunday

what it's supposed to feel like to be back working

but really, this is what im thinking about

my baby (of course)

what type of day the new stay-at-home-dad is having

after my set

So True

A husband who never and doesn't get up, mom (me) doing all the night time parenting! 

It's funny because it's annoyingly true! 

Hairstyles

Just playing with a bunch of hairstyles ( and colors) for Max's future locks. An hour (or 2) of my life I won't get back but undoubtedly amusing one at that.

I think it's a tie between #4 and #7!

(The app was free from the App Store. Called 'hairstyles' with a silhouette of a woman with long hair)

Being a Mom

love this.

such a sassy remark that i wouldnt mind using on someone one day.

however, i dont think i've been a crappy friend. right real life friends?! 

if anything, ive been more social since everyday is friday-saturday-sunday on my schedule! 

hehe

breastfeeding truth

Is this not true or what?!

what the....

2 challenges are facing us this week

1) Max is super super distracted while breastfeeding. Even the daylight distracts him.

I have to go into a darkened room that's nearly noise free to BF. nursing covers (in a public setting) do nothing to help except make both of us sweaty. im not sure if he's getting enough calories hence why he's waking at night

2) Max has learned to roll from his back to his tummy. He does it non stop, even at night. AND, he gets stuck, yes, at night.

He's usually fed before any sleep, so he goes to bed awake...rolls onto his belly...spits up from the pressure on his belly...face on the spit up...I hear an SOS cry...I walk in to a baby covered in puke.

Lol poor baby

2 accomplishments this week

1) we spent 1 hour at the passport office and no meltdowns!

2) we went to church for the first time and again, no meltdowns!

awesome!

2 things I'm wondering about

1) baby led weaning vs traditional puréed first foods

2) what's the big deal with rice cereal? I think I'll just go for avocados...hmmm

Life this week

Crazy Baby Yoga

Crazy baby yoga style!

The comments on this youtube are just hillarious!! LOL!!

• this lady needs a lot - but preferably, a bullet in the face the most

  MJNSevenFifteen 4 hours ago
• parenting level : - ∞
  burn that BIATCH!

  INiMeN3 7 hours ago
• flaged for promoting terrorism.

  SeleNazzy 7 hours ago

Pregnancy in 90 Seconds

Awesome video!
I wonder if you can use this on a kid when they ask, "where do babies come from?"

Cat soothes crying baby

OMG I LOVE this video!!
I wonder if Moe will be kind to the baby like this cat?! I think so, he is such a gentle giant!

AWKWARD pregnancy photos

hillarious!

see more pics here LOL pregnancy photos

I can't help but think WTF?!?!

Family Christmas Pictures LOL!

mom is in great shape!

teenage angst

WTF moment

Ummmm?!

LOL!!  More (53 pics) photos can be found here --> Top 53 Christmas Family Photos

Awesome Roomate!

Photo Credit

LOL on this craigslist post! (no guarantee it's still active when you click on the link, but i've happily cut and pasted it for you to enjoy)

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html

$1000 Best. Roommate. Ever.

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Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.

I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?

I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

• cats are OK - purrr
• dogs are OK - wooof
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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ok i'm not TOO into f bombs but this guy sounds fake hillarious!  I especially love the lines...
"...i'm respectful..."
and
"i'll hook yo ass up with...pictures of karate trophies..."
LOL!

LOL!!